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Month: July 2019

Tinder Update

Tinder Update

As promised, I have spent the last two weeks doing a lot of swiping. I think I have managed it every day – in a way it is boring, yet I can never get bored of looking at attractive women. Hot women made the recent heatwave bearable. I guess I should show you my profile first: Bored of the gym bro’s with big muscles and small brains, fist-pumping to the blandest tech-house, drinking protein shakes, eschewing personality and doing things…

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Introduction

Introduction

Hello. My name is James, I am nearly 40 years old and I’ve never had a proper girlfriend. This used to bother me 10-15 years ago. Nowadays I couldn’t give a fuck. Possibly literally but I’ve not had the opportunity to test that in recent years. I’m not exactly prime boyfriend material. I’m obese, unfit, fairly ugly (or at least weird looking), I have a hairstyle that people stare at, shit teeth, I have no house, car or appreciable savings….

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